At Mike's Fragrance Laboratory, we spare no
expense to bring you the ripest, richest, ingredients to make our
pedicurian perfection perfumes and colognes! The following are
just a sample of our source material used in the making of our
fragrances. For more information, just give Mike a sniff!
A rich unending source of fungus for our products
One of our staff harvesting ingredients
The secret ingredients that make fine perfumes
The finest nail fungus
The smell that created a business
We harvest the toe cheese fresh each day
We spread those toes to get the goods!
Only the best foot fungus will do!
An ideal donor for raw fragrance ingredients
One foot can produce record production runs!
Nail fungus to be proud of!
The crustier the better
Warts are especially useful
We hope you enjoyed our gallery!
If you think you have what it take to be a fragrance donor, please
let Mike know!
This website is
presented in the public interest! The author makes no assertions about the
fact or fiction of its content. The
information presented is believed to be correct and accurate,
but the author also believes in Santa and sea monsters. However,
please let us know of any errors. Believe this website at your
own risk.
Is this a work of parody
for entertainment purposes. We accept no responsibility for
property loss resulting from anyone sending you Sandal Foot's
Cologne, or from foot fungus or toe jam. However, if you have toe
cheese, toe jam, or nail fungus, please do not mail us samples.
It might also be good to see a doctor! Some content used under
"Fair Use" provision of section 107 U.S. Copyright Law. Some
content from third-parties. All third-party copyrights
acknowledged. Sources credited where possible or known. If an item
is missing its source please let us know and we will correct it.
You may want to order Mike's Sandal Foot's cologne, but I think Mike
is out right now, but from the smell of his cubical, he's mixing up
a new batch!
Our Websites are dedicated
to:
Mike, and the whole creative staff at TigerDirect, and to Kyra and the whole McFamily!
Past, Present, and Future - Here, There, and Everywhere! And to
friends in Tarpon Springs, Florida, Spain, Costa Rica, Central
America, Scotland, Peru, Colombia, and a Land Down Under - You know who you are!
